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Whew, okay, first rule. Disagreements happen. Throwing a coworker (or even a
bitter corporate rival) out of the window from any height above 10 stories is
generally considered a faux pas in the business world. I believe this young man
was tossed from the Citibank building in Los Angeles after a dispute between himself
and Ted Turner over an onion bagel. Folks, learn this rule and live it. No pushing
out of windows. |
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Sigh, I wonder where they found this one. This
is rather embarrassing. Yes, smart guy, that's me holding the semi-automatic .380
handgun. That unhappy fellow with the gun pointed at his head is the CEO of
DaimlerChrysler. I don't remember what caused me to do this, I think it was a combination
of my blood pressure medication, my bitch wife and my fairy son all getting on my nerves.
By the time I got to work, I was a wreck. So when Mr. Chambers here asked how my son was,
the first thing I thought of was to grab my gun and kill the son of a bitch, screaming
"did you have your way with him, you sick fuck?". Folks, I can't stress enough how this
was the wrong behavior. I caught a lot of shit from the board of directors for this
one. |
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Alright, this one should be a no-brainer, but there's
a lot of you idiots out there in the offices of America. Sure, we all like illegal drugs,
but the workplace is not the place for them. Now, I'm not trying to be all
high and mighty (I was known as King Sniffer in the Dallas area for a period in 1980)
but bringing your stash to a high-profile meeting just doesn't go over well with some
of these blow-dried prissies. So save it for the copy room or a stall in the restroom,
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