Are ya'll gonna put Zeke to sleep! No, papa! I said I don't know, Papa! Is Timmy comin' home, Momma?! I DON'T DO THAT TO GUYS, PAPA!!!
Why don't ya'll believe me?!? Not Zeke, papa! I don't wanna feel his grey ears in my lap, Papa! Not the ginsu's papa! Momma, don't drink that now, Momma!
I'm fixin to grab the pitchfork and make ya'll back up. Papa, I don't know my limits, Papa.
Momma, don't be blowin them noses now, Momma. Ya'll are crazy! Tell me! Where's Timmy? I do care, Papa!
I ain't know, Papa! Timmy pulled em! NO, Papa! I don't want household chemicals in my eyes, Papa.
I CANNOT SEE THE LIGHT, PAPA!! No, Papa, you ain't supposed be inner'upted from yer Monday Night Football.
I do care, Papa!! I AM NOT A SISSY, Papa! I WILL! I'll run away to Minneapolis and Ya'll 'll be sad!
No, Papa, I don' wanna go in the basement! I AM NOT DOING THAT IN MY ROOM! Ya'll are evil people, I'm sorry Granny.
Man, I don' need ya'll. Ya'll better not close that door. I know you ain't lockin' it! I HATE YA'LL WORSE THAN JUNEBUGS!!!
Timmy was later removed from the well, only to be pummelled by a wildcat while resting in the first aid tent EMS officials had set up in the nearby forest only minutes before.
