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ducks live in ponds. they live underground if you make them angry.
[ringing. ringing. ring-]
1: hello?
2: yes sir this is mr. fogarty with the Better Inspection Service. Can I come in.
1: you're on a telephone.
2: nonetheless, i'm going to have to ask you to step away from the door.
1: i have no door.
2: door this! [explosion]
1: what a silly idea for a conjugal visit!
[audience roars in laughter]
Yes, friends, you too can experience the mystical power of Danish TV on Saturday night.
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