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KPERSONALITY KORNER
WITH ELEPHANTOS SPOTMYARM
and this week's guest: GENGHIS KHAN
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E: Well, hello there, Genghis. So nice to see you again.
G: LIES YOU SPEAK.
E: You've been pretty busy, right, Genghis?
G: NONE OF IT IS TRUE.
E: Now, Genghis, you're a real American hero, right?
G: ALL OF IT IS TRUE.
E: Now, Genghis, you have a new movie out, correct?
G: WOMAN YOU OFFEND ME. PREPARE TO BECOME KHAN'S CONCUBINE.
E: Ha Ha, Genghis, you so crazy!
G: KHAN DEMANDS RODENTS.
R: Rodents for Mr. Khan.
G: UNHAND THE RODENTS OR PREPARE TO MEET MY BATTLEAXE.
E: Now, Genghis, tell us a little about your new movie, "Khan Air".
G: KHAN WILL DO NO SUCH THING, INSOLENT DOG.
E: Ha Ha, oh, Genghis, you really are the Man. Let's roll the clip, shall we?
G: DO NOT INSULT KHAN, FEEBLE WHORE.
E: Oh, Genghis! Pimps up, ho's down! Now, what did we just see?
G: KHAN AND HIS MEN HAVE PLUNDERED A SMALL VILLAGE OF NUNS.
E: Oh my.. Well, Genghis, it has Best Drama all over it.
G: IT IS A COMEDY, MINDLESS GOAT.
E: He's available, ladies!
G: KHAN WILL HAVE NO MORE. PREPARE FOR BATTLE.
E: Oh, Khan. How's your brother, Regis Khan?
G: KHAN HAS KILLED AND DEVOURED THE ONE KNOWN AS REGIS.
E: Well, that's all the time we have. Thank you, Genghis.
G: KHAN WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
E: And now it's time for "Who Wants to Be a Mongolian?" with your new host, Mr. Codebird.