This week's movie:My Pal Mothra Featuring Chevy Chase, Dennis Franz, Mothra, and Burt Reynolds
Released June 12, 2000
Disney Films
Wassup, ya'll. Man, I ain't even gonna start to tell ya'll muthafuckas
about dis shit. Aight, look. I was with my fly honey dips last night, you know,
getting my freak on, when homegirl was like "unnn uhhhhh, no you didn't," an' I was like
"bitch, what!" and she was all like "i wanna see dat mothra shit. it got that flyyyyyy
white boy, whus his name, oh yeah dennis franzzzz, all in dat shit". Man, I was
all heated up fo' nuthin, dawg. So we went to see dat flick downtown, and man, I
paid 20 bones for some wack shit. I ain't lyin'. Aight, there's Chevy Chase, he
gotta beat up some drug dealers that done messed up his yard and shit, right?
But these dudes is strapped, and they fuck with homeboy's shit, like his daughter
and shit, fuckin' runnin' up in his crib while he gettin' his summin' summin'. That
scene was dope, dawg! But anyway, yeah, this cat is gettin' mad beef from these
dudes that got static and shit.
So like homey goes to the police and shit. Fuckin' pussy. And the 5-0 is like, "yo
we gonna put our best detective on it and shit" and they put this muthafuckin moth
to protect him and shit. Now, hear me out, man, the moth was dope. I ain't lyin.
Mu'fucka had a nine and shit, and at one point was poppin' cats, straight up diesel.
But I don't wanna give away the endin'. So anyways, the moth comes and gets homey's
shit together and shit, and some ugly dudes come in at the end and start singin' and
shit. Man, that movie was stank. I ain't lyin'.
Edmund Cartwright also reviews movies for XXL and Blaze magazines.
Wack-Ass Shit: A scene from "dat punk shit," My Pal Mothra, currently playing. Check theaters for showing schedules.
